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Lumon Bottle
Lumon Bottle
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Lumon Industries 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Stay hydrated and severed with this sleek 17oz stainless steel water bottle, featuring the Lumon Industries logo. Whether you’re refining data or questioning reality, its double-wall insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for 6 hours—because time is just a construct anyway.
Perfect for innie hydration or outie adventures, this bottle is built for durability but, like company secrets, should be handled with care (hand-wash only).
✅ Vacuum-sealed & leak-proof – No spills, no severance protocol violations
✅ Keeps drinks hot or cold for 6 hours – Just like your forgotten memories
✅ Not dishwasher-safe – But hey, neither is your employment contract


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